Pure Canine
Chaos.

GUYS! GUYS! I put the snacks inside the computer! It is called Doodle Stack! Rusty said we needed a "strategic initiative," so I barked at the wifi router until this happened.

You have to stack the sausages and the cheese! If you do it right, they disappear (I eat them). It is magic.

Warning: Do not let the broccoli touch the steak. That is against the rules of nature.

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We have sniffed out something exciting from the archives. The humans call them "Cassettes." Rusty calls them "Vintage High-Fidelity Audio." I call them "Chew Toys that make funny noises when you bite them."

We are testing out this retro style for our latest audio episodes. It is gritty, it is raw, and it sounds like it was recorded inside a cardboard box (which is my favorite place to nap).

The Stakeout: We are waiting by the comments section. If you love it, we release more tapes. If you hate it, Oreo buries them in the backyard next to the missing remote.

We have received your emails. We have seen the Reddit threads. We have heard the whispers at the dog park. The humans are confused, and the internet is demanding answers regarding what has been dubbed "The Great Doodle Identity Crisis."

The Allegations:

• "Why is the Merle dog called Rusty? He looks like cookies & cream."
• "Why is the Golden/Red dog called Oreo? He is the color of rust."

It is a fair question. Visually, we are a walking contradiction. If you follow the strict laws of color-coding, we are walking administrative errors. However, after consulting with our legal team (a Golden Retriever named Kevin who passed the Bar exam), we would like to issue this formal rebuttal:

The Verdict: We refuse to rebrand. The paperwork is too extensive, and we have already monogrammed the towels. The names stay. Please direct all further inquiries to the squirrel on the back fence; he is our press secretary.

I have important news. The Doodle Cast is now available as an audio-only podcast. This is a strategic victory. It means you can now listen to my philosophical musings on cheese pricing and the mailman conspiracy without having to keep your eyes open. It is the ultimate efficiency.

Oreo is excited because he thinks "Audio Only" means he can bark louder without the camera catching him vibrating. I am excited because it is perfect for:

• Car rides (head out the window, earbuds in).
• Long walks where you ignore the squirrel.
• Lying on the rug staring at the ceiling for 4 hours.

We are on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon, and everywhere else humans get their sounds. You're welcome.

IT IS 2026! THE FUTURE IS NOW!

Last night was INSANE. The Mayor called us after our Santa interview went viral, and suddenly we were hosting the Ball Drop in Times Square!

Rusty tried to stay professional (he refused makeup because he is "naturally handsome"), but I focused on the logistics: we forgot the treat bag, so I traded a handshake for 50 sausages from a hot dog cart. I ate 30.

My Resolutions for 2026:

• Eat More Confetti: It tastes like paper and victory.
• Ignore Fire Codes: Apparently Andy Cohen was mad about the fireworks? I couldn't hear him over the barking.
• Become Mayor: I already have the connections now.

Rusty says we need to "rest" after the limo ride. I SAY WE RIDE AT DAWN! Happy New Year!

After months of negotiating with the squirrel union and one minor incident involving a server cable and some peanut butter, we are thrilled to announce the official launch of TheDoodleCast.com!

This isn't just a website; it's a digital fire hydrant for our growing community. We built this place to be the hub for the world's first dog-hosted video podcast.

Here you can find:

• The Archives: Every episode, sorted and easily searchable.
• The Muses: High-res photos of the real dogs behind the cartoons.

We built this place to be the central hub for the world's first dog-hosted video podcast. Take a look around, check out the "Behind The Scenes" photos, and let us know what you think (unless you think we need fewer treats, in which case, keep it to yourself).

Rusty says we are "media moguls" now. I'm not sure what that means but it sounds like it might involve more beef jerky and fewer naps.